https://cynicist.carrd.co 2025-05-27 daily 1.0 https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image01.jpg screencap from kiki's delivery service showing a cat sitting in front of entrance to a building surrounded by lush greenery https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image03.jpg many of my posts are made much funnier by the fact that I’m hot. try to remember this so you can fully appreciate them https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image04.jpg sorry if you don't think i'm funny but that's not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image09.jpg kal checks the black option on the race question and theyre like "🙄here comes rachel dolezal" https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image10.jpg yeah you look like ur allergic to a lot of stuff https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image22.jpg kal will never be mysterious bc she talks abt being mystserious https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image02.jpg #smart and can be kinda mean https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image23.jpg tumblr tag: you know how sharks die if they stop moving that's what happens to kal if she stops talking https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image24.jpg kal we'd make fun of u for being a dumb homo not being muslim https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image25.jpg anon said: i have your post notifications on because you captivate me in a dangerous way https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image05.jpg just the instant reaction to kal going oh the lightskin is here https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image06.jpg tell me kal at a improv comedy show isnt like her natural habitat https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image26.jpg kal had accs writing ENTIRE think pieces over a joke https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image27.jpg anon asked: have u seen that post that's like "when the devil can't reach u he sends a gemini" made me think of u ❤️ https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image28.jpg the burden that kal carries daily.... you are stronger than all of us https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image31.jpg Anonymous asked: lightning strike straight to the heart, i thought the earth remembered me she took me back so tenderly, i miss https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image29.jpg Of course Kal comes in w/ Gemini propaganda https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image14.jpg tags from pomegranatescented that read: #every day kal is like im a gemini of color and im gonna make it your problem https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image32.jpg "kal wants me to let u know she says shut the fuck up" https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image30.jpg why do you have so much hate in your heart kal? gemini https://cynicist.carrd.co/assets/images/image20.jpg rick riordan pointing to a sign edited to with the text from a hate anon